In the Twilight Zone television show, mostly people found themselves locked in a catch 22 of existential crises. You break your glasses in a nuclear winter or your face becomes a pig . . . Lately, I’ve been sitting in traffic, sweating through my clothes, thinking about that concept. Sometimes you get stuck but there is no ironic end or credit roll to unstick you.

The Mercury Sable I drive to campus every day is the same car I was driving when I started classes in 2010. That was eight years ago and somehow we’re both back together, older and worse for wear. The drive between Culver City where I live and Long Beach should only be a half-hour, but the Mercury can no longer accelerate to highway-competent speed without shaking-up like a shuttle on reentry. I get up an hour and a half early and take the long routes. I go south along the Pacific Coast Highway, and then in-land, through the west side’s inner city corridors, where all the cars have cardboard pieces for windows or two-tone paint jobs but still run better and quieter than the Merc. The Merc’s axles squeals when I slow to a stop. Its engine mount split apart in a collision while I lived in Oregon, so the whole transmission punches forward when I give it gas and rattles. I scare all the freshmen drivers who zip around in their clean energy cars. I see their young faces, full of fear. They should be afraid. I was like them once, young and brave. And then I looked up and I was thirty and still looking for parking.
Imagine the sticky feeling: to both cherish your current experience, and simultaneously yearn to be looking back on it as a memory. While on campus, I am aware of two vivid sensations. One: that I have always wanted to be at University, even in spite of my delay. And two: that I wish the experience had already come and gone. I could have done it eight years ago.
Eight years ago I was not a creative writing major. I was a confused, major of Fine Arts. I’m not even sure why or what I was thinking. If I was thinking at all. I spent equal time pining the loss of my first girlfriend and clumsily flirting with any woman who noticed me pining. I was afraid of conformity but badly sought approval. I was not at the front of my classes, but rather trailing behind.

On days I park in time to attend my classes, I enjoy them. Somewhere between then and now, I became fond of professors. I sit forward at the edge of my seat and laugh the loudest at their punny English department jokes. A big embarrassing and shocking laugh. The whole room goes quiet after. I don’t even care. I am here for the close-reads. I am here for the synecdoches and the metrical analysis. Even the most mind-numbing lecture is better than turning to rust at a call-center in Klamath Falls. Or pumping gas. Or selling someone else’s knives.
Somewhere in the middle of back to school week, I ride the Mercury screaming and wailing up the PCH again: Up Walgrove into Santa Monica, and I stop in at my old professor’s workshop class. I sit in the back just in time for the beginning of the semester introductions: “What is your name? What are you reading?” A few new faces smile at me. A few old ones nod in acknowledgment. We all looked and sounded so tired, only halfway into that first week. But we all stayed there anyway, listening to one another’s stories. All of us stuck together. And that felt okay. -FM







